Enterprise Architecture Jokes

1.   How many enterprise architects does it take to define “enterprise architecture”?

Answer: Well, that depends on what you mean by “enterprise architecture”.

(credit: Matthew De George [comic genius] – http://www.managewithoutthem.com/knowthyshelf)

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3.”it’s not a big-bang change – one of the things you don’t want at Atomic Weapons Establishment is a big bang…” David Lynam, UK Atomic Weapons Establishment, talking about EA at the 2012 DOD EA conference.

4. What’s the difference between an enterprise architect and a janitor?  If the janitor stops doing his job, someone will soon notice.

5. What’s the difference between an enterprise architect and a terrorist? Whith a terrorist you can negotiate (credit: Roeland Loggen)

6. “Stop, collaborate & listen” – Vanilla Ice giving some sound #entarch / emotional intelligence advice

 

The EA Drinking Game

#1. Any time two EAs argue about the definition of EA. Drink a whole bottle of vodka.

#2. Everytime someone uses “Business Architecture” (#bizarch) in a title & only talks IT, take a shot

#3 Anyone quotes Einstein’s “Everything should be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.” Chug a beer.

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